If you’re lame like me and didn’t even know the Oscars were on last night, say “I.”

And then say, “I … can remedy my grave faux pas. All is not lost.”

Check out the winners here.

(My Netflix Que is loaded and waiting.)

The highlights here.

(My personal favorite? Emma Stone and Ben Stiller — I love to see a girl get the better jokes and bigger laughs.)

And the red carpet photos here.

(How stunning is Gweneth? So simple, so perfect. Also, did anyone else find it funny that Mario Lopez was the only guy to get a solo pic in the slideshow? Figures.)